Born-Again Bear

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenlyconfronted with a huge, mean bear. In all his fears, his attempt to shoot the bear was unsuccessful. He turned away and started to run as fast as he could. Finally, he ended up at the edge of a very steepcliff. His hopes were dim. But, he got on his knees, opened his armsand said, "My God! Please give this bear some religion!"

Then, there was a lightning in the air and the bear stopped just a feetshort of the hunter. The bear was puzzled and looked up in the air,  put his hand together in prayer and said,

"Thank you for the food I am about to receive... "